I was driving to a friend’s late Wednesday night, and stopped at a traffic light. And my eye caught this brightly-lit yellow sign. The secret of Dhoni’s good looks and sex-appeal is out. No surprises that he is a client, since this is obviously a very classy establishment. But will someone please tell me what “For She and Has” means? Is it some secret communication in an arcane language, known only to the well-groomed?
The beauty of Indian English, ladeej and gentlemans, is beautiful, no?
March 12, 2009 at 7:28 pm
hahahahaha!
its for men who “has” it! :p
(bad grammar intended in keeping with the spirit of the post!;)
and dude you have to have check out this dude!
http://udtahaathi.wordpress.com/
and esp his THIs post! http://udtahaathi.wordpress.com/2009/02/01/indi-genius/
cheers!
March 12, 2009 at 10:13 pm
She and has… come on. Don’t tell me you didn’t get it.
She and has. As simple as that.
March 12, 2009 at 10:14 pm
We are Indians we speak Inglish you see =D
March 12, 2009 at 10:23 pm
hahahahahaha LOL… 🙂 dude, what do you expect???
we are experts in the “english” language… 🙂
“She and Has”…. 🙂
English has the ignominy of being raped, mutilated by all the countries in the world.. 🙂 even by USA and Britain
March 12, 2009 at 11:35 pm
ROFL even Dhoni looks like a geeky greazeball. Amazing
March 13, 2009 at 12:16 am
😀
yes it is beautiful
and who was it/that/him/her who said,”I can walk englees,I van talk englees…”?
angreji is in our blood ji 😀
March 13, 2009 at 12:17 am
haha where is this?
March 13, 2009 at 3:04 am
What is Booty Sailoon? 😀
Is Dhoni ‘The has’ getting paid for endorsing the shady establishment?
March 13, 2009 at 5:30 am
Hi QI –
I have no idea what is means, but thanks for the laugh. Language in all its forms – especially its wackier ones – are an endless source of amusement for me.
Ta,
Liam
http://chickenmonkeydog.com
March 13, 2009 at 8:53 am
Ha!Ha!Ha!
This reminds of restaurant I used to pass every day in Calcutta called ‘Romano Santos Chinese Restaurant’…
March 13, 2009 at 10:03 am
hahaha
You know, bit digressing, but I saw Kiran Bedi endorsing a No marks cream yesterday and she said something like beauty is not only our right but our responsibility! Is it just me or the world is going to dogs???
March 13, 2009 at 11:48 am
http://www.indianchild.com/stupid_signs.htm
March 13, 2009 at 12:09 pm
what a booottifull idea jee
March 13, 2009 at 12:15 pm
World needs better copywriters!
Here I come to save the world.
March 13, 2009 at 12:19 pm
😀
March 13, 2009 at 1:41 pm
maybe it’s not beauty parlor after all!
March 13, 2009 at 2:05 pm
Dare u say a word about Maharashtrian’s knowledge of English! Jai Maharashtra! Now they want a Maharashtrian PM as well 🙂 he he
March 13, 2009 at 2:55 pm
awwww cute
March 13, 2009 at 3:27 pm
btw who is the female figure on the sign board?
hard to figure out.
Prasanth
March 13, 2009 at 5:03 pm
😛
March 13, 2009 at 5:50 pm
@Abha: 🙂 Thanks. For the links as well.
@Kartikey: I’m really slow….still haven’t got it! 🙂
@Balu: Hi…good to hear from you again. Yes, but even in Inglish, I can’t figure out what that meant…
@Ajit: 🙂 you’re right about that!
@Ritu: This place is responsible for Dhoni’s success….
@Indyeah: They can vaalk, they can taalk, but apparently signboards are something else!
@Roop: 🙂 It’s here in Mumbai….just before you turn into the road that leads to the international airport.
@Solilo: Shady? Look again….every aspect suggests class and style. 🙂
@Liam: I don’t know what it means either, but I’m guessing they wanted to communicate that the place was a unisex salon…. “for she and has”.
@Bones: “Romanos Santos Chinese Restaurant”? That’s a good one! Did you ever eat there?
March 13, 2009 at 6:11 pm
@Poonam: I don’t think it’s just you…. 🙂
@Anita: Thanks for the link. 🙂
@Clipped: Dhanyavad jee.
@Che: Finally the saviour arrives. Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it’s Che-Man! 🙂
@Kislay: Strange one, isn’t it?
@Gayatri: Interesting theory…you think it’s one of those massage parlours?
@Rakesh: Jai Hind! Perhaps we should have a PM from every state, by rotation. Sab khush!
@Tazeen: 🙂
@Prasanth: Didn’t recognise the woman. Could be a starlet, though I can’t be sure. Of course, I took the picture using my mobile phone, and unfortunately, the angle ensured her face merged into the background.
@Vishesh: 🙂
March 13, 2009 at 7:41 pm
Still better than ‘SHE & HAD’….
There’s a Goldmine here-http://failblog.in/
Some more example of Desi Angrezi- http://desicompunny.wordpress.com/tag/language/
Thanks to Abha for the intro 🙂
Cheers!
~uh~
March 13, 2009 at 11:02 pm
She and has is a typo. It was meant to be She and He. Meaning it is a unisex salon. Which is why there is a woman’s picture to the left of She and Dhoni (male) to the right of he.
Simble.
March 13, 2009 at 11:05 pm
I suspect a ‘his’ got misspelt to a ‘has’. 😛
Oh, well…
March 14, 2009 at 1:58 am
Looks like they made a wrong mistake!
March 14, 2009 at 8:54 pm
HORN OK PLEASE walon ne likha hoga.
March 16, 2009 at 9:30 am
Well!!!!
When it can be Excuse!! for excuse me and when it can be “West Size 30” then She & Has for sure 😉
March 16, 2009 at 3:30 pm
LOL and then some ROTFL at the comments that follow 🙂
I came here wondering if this was a post about how sensitive we are about our mother tongues!
March 16, 2009 at 4:00 pm
For She and Has must be a meme which works only for people who have great skin and long hair, I am not member of that party so this doesn’t work for me 🙂 😀 I was wondering whats next on your blog and I am impressed 🙂 ha ha
March 17, 2009 at 8:14 pm
If you can ignore the typos, its certainly got to be:
” She’s and He’s ”
(You know, like His and Hers)
March 17, 2009 at 8:15 pm
Isn’t my explanation the most logical ? He he!!!
-http://writerzblock.wordpress.com/
March 18, 2009 at 3:38 am
Typo ka itna bawaal. We all come across hazaar such stuff in daily life.
But if you are trying to find some deeper meaning to it there cud be many. Who is that girl? Why the pic was taken so that her face doesn’t come clear? Is she seeing Dhoni or was seeing him? Did he propose marriage to her and then backed out? What does She & Has means; She has him/had him.. in what sense? Did She & Has went abroad for a vacation.. Ufff Aaj Tak wala haal kar diya maine toh..Hehehe.. 🙂
March 18, 2009 at 12:39 pm
QI
The usage ‘for she’ is quite consistent with a boo-boo many soi-disant educated people make. e.g. “Between you and I”* forgetting to remember that the usage here should be the accusative not the nominative case. It is important to have said ‘forgetting to remember’ because it demonstrates the speaker consciously attempting to avoid mistakes. In driving, their behaviour would probably be called ‘over correction’.
For the rest: it is entirely possible that ‘Has’ is a plural of “Ha”, a word we often use dismissively. The deeper meaning then is to dismiss any possibility of men entering the said beauty salon and emerging looking like Dhoni (though why he is quite the chosen one here, I couldn’t say; I find men, who do not attend the barber’s regularly unkempt and generally ugly).
*So common it is now the title of a book lamenting poor usage in the mainstream.
March 18, 2009 at 10:39 pm
LOL! probably meant to say for She and He! At least that made sense!
March 23, 2009 at 1:37 am
🙂