The Indian government has got really tough with the sole surviving Mumbai-attack terrorist it has in its custody. In a ruthless move designed to hurt, they have put him on an all-vegetarian diet. That’ll teach the bastard!
While they’re at it, how about learning something from Guantanamo Bay? To really show all those wannabe terrorists out there that India means business – and that they’ll suffer beyond their wildest imagination if they ever dare target India again – why don’t we subject Kasab to some music? Specifically, a strict regimen of Himess Bhai, Bappida and Altaf Raja, coupled with vegetarian food, should not only break the prisoner completely, but would be the most powerful deterrent India has against terrorism.
Sometimes I can be so evil, I scare myself.
The Quirky Indian 
December 17, 2008 at 11:24 am
How about locking him up with Rakhi Sawant for a day?
December 17, 2008 at 12:49 pm
Tat was a good one :))
December 17, 2008 at 12:52 pm
They should serve him roasted pork. And have a few pigs squealing and shitting around him.
They do so in Israel in some of the Kibbutzes.
The local Imam has anyway refused to bury his dead colleagues saying they have forfeited their Islamic entitlements by committing such acts. So no one will have an objection to it, except the jehadi of course.
December 17, 2008 at 2:32 pm
A strict regimen of Himess Bhai, Bappida and Altaf Raja, coupled with vegetarian food!!!!
OMG the horror of it all! Simply awesome Quirky
December 17, 2008 at 4:15 pm
Your sense of humour is super 🙂 Makes one seriously wonder if the top layer is ever going to get cleaned up.
December 17, 2008 at 4:29 pm
LOL 😀
I agree with the 1st suggestion in the comment section, a dose of Rakhi Sawant & Sambhavna Seth will surely do wonders…:D
December 17, 2008 at 5:22 pm
He he! How about Mithunda? A few films like Gunda would, I’m sure, make him mend his ways. Or, at the very least, kill him in the process.
December 17, 2008 at 5:56 pm
You can’t be so inhuman. Terorrists also have some human rights. No I won’t sleep in peace knowing somewhere a terrorits was being subjected to Bappi or Himesh Rshmaiyya.
December 17, 2008 at 6:08 pm
Just play Mr. Manmohan Singh’s address to the nation after the blasts. Kasab will repent and renege and never recant.
December 17, 2008 at 7:27 pm
I am shocked…
An all-vegetarian diet… I can’t believe it…
I must confess: India is very tough…Top of the top torture…
Moreover, I discovered with disgust (after I followed your link) that not only India serves him an all-vegetarian diet but (oh my god) it forces him to wake up at 07:30! Can you believe that? So early? In which world are you living?
What La Haye Court is doing?
By the way, any news about his request for Big B’s movies?
Please, do not tell me that India turned down his legitimate request…
🙂
Funny post, Quirky!
http://fvarga.wordpress.com/
December 17, 2008 at 7:45 pm
That was truly funny..i spluttered my morning tea all over me..laughing like a maniac..but in retrospect..that kind of humor comes from scathing sarcasm and that in turn form abject frustration!
One month almost into it..and still the UPA thinks rolling eyes at Pakistan and playing air hockey will scare them into doing something about a security threat that is actually our problem. Always the same, blaming others, their problem, they didnt keep the terrorists leashed..what can we do..!! If thats Panchsheel and diplomacy..Nehru wud be ashamed
December 17, 2008 at 11:24 pm
Did you hear abt the NIA?
http://www.rediff.com/news/2008/dec/16mumterror-features-of-the-proposed-national-investigation-agency.htm
December 18, 2008 at 5:44 am
Arun’dhoti’ Roy and Kuldeep Malik want to meet you on this issue of torturing the terrorist (oops…sorry gunman). How dare you feed him veg food? A criminal like Kasab also has rights and lefts. He needs to be fed chicken biryani three times a day.
December 18, 2008 at 4:26 pm
LOL 😀
That is positively Evil! Altaf’s ‘Pardesi’ is definitely ‘mirror-crack’ing material!!! 😀
December 18, 2008 at 6:15 pm
From the article:
“The canteen employees said Kasab looks forward to his twice-daily cups of tea. “He takes only black lemon tea, which has herbal qualities,” Girish said.”
Its good for his skin!
Let him not wash for a week. When he has pimples shooting up all over his face, then he will talk!
December 18, 2008 at 6:32 pm
What, you mean they’re giving him food? Tut tut tut…
But yes.. It’s very cruel. And this post has brought up the worst in people.. Rakhi Sawant? My god.. If it was me, I would subject him to a constant loop of the dance sequence from Salaam Namaste where Preity Zinta dances while pregnant.. it has given me nightmares already..
December 18, 2008 at 11:03 pm
You scare yourself, but we love your style.
Oh my god, I couldnt stop laughing at the cruelty you suggest.
How about adding some Bhappi Da too. Just to make it more tortuous.
December 19, 2008 at 9:35 am
What about Saas-Bahu ? The “K” series Drama ? Isn’t subjecting someone to that , also , a violation of his rights as a human ? I wonder why didn’t the Human Rights Activists never protested against Ekta Kapoor .
December 19, 2008 at 9:56 am
@Whichmain?: Welcome. Thanks for commenting. I meant tough, not downright inhuman! 🙂
@Mumbai: welcome, and thanks!
@Annanya: Good suggestion….but I think PETA/SPCA would disapprove.
@Ritu: 🙂 Perhaps they should also not give him any aloo!
@Kavita: Thanks! 🙂
@Smita: Rakhi Sawant and Sambhavna Seth….bacche ki jaan loge? 🙂
@Hades: LOL! Mithunda….and perhaps the new Karz and RGV’s AAg as well!
@IHM: Damn all you softies! 🙂
@Astralwicks: Ha ha ha….that awe-inspiring, passionate speech that reassured all Indians?
@fvarga: We’re the meanest of the mean, that’s who we are. You don’t mess with us! 🙂
@namrata1006: Frustration is correct….China has already done a drill to gauge its preparedness for a situation like the one we faced…..we’re still talking only about tougher laws, and not better training, intelligence, accountability and co-ordination.
@Priyanka: Yes, I did read about the NIA….not sure if it’ll be effective since the root causes of this inefficiency are somewhere else.
@Liju: Atihi devo bhava, as millions of Bangladeshis with Indian ration cards and voter IDs will testify!
@Aparna: 🙂
@Amreekandesi: Let’s get him with a zit-attack. 🙂
@hedonist666: Indians are a cruel people….
@Manpreet: Thanks….Bappida is already part of the scary three! 🙂
@Kislay: Ekta as well? That Kasab guy is going to regret the day he was born! 🙂
December 19, 2008 at 7:11 pm
We can also send Raja Chaudhary 😀
December 22, 2008 at 1:25 am
you know maybe that is why we have terrorists in India,. because of Himesh, Rakhi, Govinda, Bappi da, and the rest….( let me copyright it before some union minister blurts this gem out).
December 22, 2008 at 11:33 am
Guantanamo Bay = Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay = Cock Meat Sandwich! 😀
December 23, 2008 at 10:18 am
seems your amazing idea was inspired by my amazing idea 😀
December 23, 2008 at 11:18 am
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December 23, 2008 at 1:43 pm
LOL 🙂
It will be a horrifying experience
December 23, 2008 at 5:00 pm
@Smita: Wow, you can be cruel! 🙂
@Allytude: LOL, that’s just the kind of thing one of them might say!
@Nikhil: 🙂
@Burf: Welcome. Didn’t understand the comment – have you also written on the same thing?
Kanagu: 🙂
December 23, 2008 at 5:59 pm
Guantanamo Bay reminds me of only one thing – Cock meat sandwich! But gah, we can’t even serve him that because it’s supposed to be all vegetarian.
December 24, 2008 at 1:03 am
Err while yer at it, can you make him listen to “tu sala kam se gaya” or whatever passes as music in the Indian film industry these days.
Perhaps the investors in dubai can fund a movie on his life? from Okara to mumbai?
or why not just make all of us at ease by making him tell the real truth.
Oh by the way before i forget, them planes zooming around aint doing any of us a favor people!! Maybe they should have some do chakkars in Mumbai skies to catch the next boatload instead?
December 24, 2008 at 10:24 am
I protest! You will subject him only to North Indian-ness? I suggest a strong dose of Rajni songs, so he understands the sterling stuff Indian macho-ness is made of.
December 24, 2008 at 5:05 pm
Ha ha ha ha great post dude, they should be on the verge of telling the truth by now 😀 LOL, veg food.
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December 29, 2008 at 2:16 am
Heye wheres the liberal left-wing news media to condem this as they have did with the GITMO incedent
December 30, 2008 at 3:55 pm
comparing bappi da to himess and altaf! not fair!
but on the whole, your punishment sounds scary! remind me not play passing the parcel type of games with you! 😉
cheers!
January 12, 2009 at 4:35 am
Oh, but the all vegetarian meals are to keep him all healthy and good looking. There are so many photo ops coming for the newest, hottest celebrity in India, he needs to looks dashing and handsome isn’t it? The Photos in CST were not well prepared for, this time he will dazzle us with his amazing looks.